Our Characters (we'll tell you the hands once you click on them, see if you can guess)

Pimp Juice™ The “Genesis” of all Badd Handz, Pimp Juice is more than just a poker hand, it is a way of life. Never will you experience the tumultuous swing in human emotion as when you are dealt this dichotomy of a duo. Many have endeavored to wield the power of the “Juice”, some have succeeded in living up to its pimpicity, while others have succumbed to its putricity.  Check out the Pimp

The Ugly Cousin™ Although this hand looks similar to Pimp Juice, it isn’t even close.  While mathematically ahead of its relative Pimp Juice, the Cousin is actually an underdog against it heads up*.Unlike Pimp Juice there is absolutely nothing mystical about this hand….at all. In its favor, The Ugly Cousin is the cheesiest hand in all of Texas hold’em. Check out Derwayne

The Stinky™ At first glance this hand has the appearance of being very weak……..and it is. However, after much deliberating, our experts at Badd Handz have come to the conclusion that we were fifty per cent right about this hand ten per cent of the time. Check out The Stinky

Prince William™ As our friend “Prince William “has demonstrated, there is nothing wrong with dressing up in feminine clothing…….even if you are not a woman. Although it might be a bit much at the poker table, if you feel that is what gives you that edge, that special something, that jene sais quoi, then go for it. Check out William

The Jezebel™ We know, we know, how is it that A-J qualifies as a bad hand?  Well lets consider what beats it, pretty much everything….ever hear of pocket deuces? We are sure you get the point. If we had a dime for every time one of us at Badd Handz was eliminated from a tournament with this hand, we would have something like a $1.75. Check out Jez

King James™ The mandatory prerequisite for this hand is many beverages, preferably alcoholic. The reason being, a sober mind will fold this hand faster than you can find a restroom after drinking Mexican tap water. Check out the King

The Roswell™ July 1947, Roswell New Mexico, perceptions are indelibly altered. Why? Cuz a freakin’ space ship crashed on a guy’s ranch that’s why .Government and military  officials (fags) claim it was weather balloons and crash test dummies………seems reasonable……who would doubt them?. The locals tell a different tale. So begins the story of the Roswell.  Check out Spall