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  The Stinky™

At first glance this hand has the appearance of being very weak……..and it is. However, after much deliberating, our experts at Badd Handz have come to the conclusion that we were fifty per cent right about this hand ten per cent of the time.

Although it is sooted and has some connective value, we still don’t really like it. That being said, people have played this hand. Some have lived to play another day, others, well……some things are better left unsaid. Bottom line this hand stinks.

Nicknames: sasquatch, super stinky (unsuited 4-6)

Who should play: cheese enthusiasts, mushroom farmers, anyone wearing Old Spice on purpose

Recommended flops: We prefer to see a 2-3-5 rainbow flop as this gives the player a nut straight.  Since we are aware that most playing this unique pairing are not that familiar with poker, flopping a 3-5-7 of the same suit as your Stinky would give you a straight flush. If you find yourself in this situation, an over bet will likely force your opposition to fold, alleviating any embarrassment you may incur turning over your cards.

The Stinky Age: 3
Height: 8 inches
Weight: 4.5 lbs.
Hobbies: baptizing your dog, raiding your garbage cans, and letting you know what true strength really is
Investments: tomato juice companies
Editor’s note:  Not much is known about this creature as our researchers were unwilling to complete the interview process

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
     

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