July 1947, Roswell New Mexico, perceptions are indelibly altered. Why? Cuz a freakin’ space ship crashed on a guy’s ranch that’s why .Government and military officials (fags) claim it was weather balloons and crash test dummies………seems reasonable……who would doubt them?. The locals tell a different tale. So begins the story of the Roswell.
You are playing in your regular home poker game. Suddenly a stranger walks in and takes the last available seat. No one at the table knows him, and he certainly wasn’t invited. The stranger is rather peculiar looking. He is short in stature, rather frail, with an oversized head, large black eyes and grayish colored skin. Adorning his body is nothing but an eyebrow ring, yet it all seems normal.
The funny thing is nobody says a word as this guy buys in. On the first hand this little dude goes all in. Almost uncontrollably each player calls. The flop comes 7-7-7. The turn and river are 4’s. Without a smile the little guy turns over a 4-7 unsuited and busts the table. He vanishes immediately after cashing out his chips.
Moments later, everyone at the table has realized that four hours have elapsed and only three hands have been played. Several players have severe nose bleeds, two others have rectal irritations and the only female player is now pregnant.
Everyone knows what happened, yet no one can prove it.
When to play: When you’ve lost time……..and all sense of reason.
Who should play: High ranking covert military officers and anyone who thinks humans are the only form of life in the entire universe
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