The “Genesis” of  all Badd Handz, Pimp Juice is more than just a poker hand, it is a way of life. Never will you experience the tumultuous swing in human emotion as when you are dealt this dichotomy of a duo. Many have endeavored to wield the power of the “Juice”, some have succeeded in living up to its pimpicity, while others have succumbed to its putricity. 

The discipline required to play Pimp Juice can only be acquired through proper training. It has been rumored that a secret Pimp Juice school exists but evidence of it has yet to surface. Folklore suggests that repeatedly folding Pimp Juice accompanied by severe canings is the preferred method of indoctrination.   

Nicknames: The Juice, Suited Juice

When to play: Almost never, but small and big blind calls on non pre flop raises are encouraged. Pre-flop raising with Pimp Juice is acceptable if everyone else folds. (special note: anytime Pimp Juice is played, the chips must be thrown in the pot in a single handed, reverse, curve ball type motion as to alert your opponents that your hand is pimplicious)

Recommended flops: For the standard Juice, we like to see A-2-2, or A-A-2. Flopping  2-2-2 will also work, however we are not keen on A-A-A flops as you would have a poor kicker. When playing Suited Juice a 3-4-5 flop of the same suit gives you a flush wheel and a fair chance at winning.

Who should play Pimp Juice: Well, pimps (of course), pro life terrorists, environmental whalers, retired pro-activists, male lesbians, obese physical trainers, over confident pessimists

Famous quotes:  “Ya gotta know how to work the Juice”                  
                
“You want the Juice? ....... You can’t handle the Juice.”