The mandatory prerequisite for this hand is many beverages, preferably alcoholic. The reason being, a sober mind will fold this hand faster than you can find a restroom after drinking Mexican tap water.

When electing to platy this hand, your Jedi mind skills had better be in full force. We recommend mentally stacking the deck. This will allow your opponent to flop top pair while you will have bottom pair. A small to medium sized wager should lure your adversary to go all in. Turning a King will give you two pair while successfully pummeling your opposition into cognitive dissonance, which after all, is the only reason for playing this hand.

When to play:  two drinks past your invincible stage

Who should play: Irish Catholic priests, cheap dates, keg party attendees, anyone who switches to liquid cold medicine after the booze runs out

Recommended flops: Providing you are coherent enough to actually see the flop, a few kings or deuces should work.