We know, we know, how is it that A-J qualifies as a bad hand?  Well lets consider what beats it, pretty much everything….ever hear of pocket deuces? We are sure you get the point. If we had a dime for every time one of us at Badd Handz was eliminated from a tournament with this hand, we would have something like a $1.75.

Although an ace face in the pocket can be comforting, this is a kill or be killed hand. The Jezebel is not as loyal as you think.

When to play: When you have more chips than the other guy, or you have less chips than the other guy.

Who should play: Anyone taking prescription meds for OCD, MPD, DID, ADD, BPD or any pre-menstrual woman who has recently been asked if she is bloated…..what, you got a problem with that?

Recommended flops: An ace or jack on the flop would be nice, but at this point, but does it really matter?

Editor’s note: When playing the Jezebel and a Queen, rag, rag appears on the flop and you opponent goes all in, an immediate fold is in order, even if you think a Jack is coming