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  The Ugly Cousin™

Although this hand looks similar to Pimp Juice, it isn’t even close. While mathematically ahead of its relative Pimp Juice, the Cousin is actually an underdog against it heads up*.Unlike Pimp Juice there is absolutely nothing mystical about this hand….at all. In its favor, The Ugly Cousin is the cheesiest hand in all of Texas hold’em.

When to play:  When you have amassed more chips than you are comfortable having.

Who should play The Ugly Cousin: , televangelists, high school guidance counselors, anyone who owns a mood ring or pet rock, anyone who has called a 900 number within the last thirty days, anyone who thinks NASCAR is sport

Recommended flops: Generally speaking we like to see a 2-4-5 rainbow flop, but an A-3-3 will also work. As with Pimp Juice avoid A-A-A flops as your kicker probably won’t hold.

* Scientific double blind testing of Pimp Juice versus The Ugly Cousin produced a significant number of split pots.

Derwayne Age: 32
Height: 6’2
Weight: 154
Hobbies: auto paraphernalia, inexpensive beer, grooming the mullet, and women (hell ya!)
Sightings: laundromats, swap meets, anywhere its ladies night, monster truck rallies, paycheck advance establishments
Occupation: rockin’ out
Investments: Are you kidding?
Life ambition: upgrading to cable
Editor’s note: Everyone either knows or has seen someone like Derwayne.  He holds a special place in our hearts and we simply love him. He thinks he has the Juice, he really has no clue. We wish him the very best.
 
 
     

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